There are two things wrong with this logo. First, nobody

is watching Internet videos these days by means of a

'tube' (except, perhaps, Senator Ted Stevens). Second,

it's very unlikely you are on the 'tube'.

"News, news! I gotta have more news!"

Bao Xi Shun, on the left, represents the number of

American casualties in the Vietnam War. PingPing, on

the right, represents the number of American casualties

in the Iraq War. As you can see, PingPing has a lot of

catching up to do.

"Fuck me if I'm wrong, but haven't we met before?"

Candlelight Vigil on the Impossible Planet

Cyclops Keeping Its Eye Peeled

Religious Martyr, 19th Century

Religious Mortar, 21st Century

Willy Wanker and the Chick Lit Factory

Lawyer Joke

Another Lawyer Joke

"Whenever I hear anything described as a heartless assault on

our children, I tend to think it's a good idea. I'm happy that thePresident's willing to do something bad for the kids."

"Yes, as a matter of fact, I will be rooting for Rudy.

Why do you ask?"

Freedom's Watch

Freedom Swatch

Eye of the Beholder

World's Worst Jobs #59

Chinese Pond Scum Remover

Kenji Nagai photographed the real world until he

was 52. Then the real world shot him dead.

Things to Avoid #8

Bullrider Monkeys

Not until the authorities threatened to cut off his Internet

access did the fearless monk's resolve begin to weaken.

Holy Moses, how much he wanted to speak! But he had

taken the Vow of Silence, and he knew God was listening.

You'll notice that none of the power elite

in Myanmar appears in public wearing a

Dumpstaphunk t-shirt.

"Hell no, I ain't happy, you dumb bitch!"

"'Will Work for Threads', eh?"

Newt Gingrich Declines to Run for President in 2008;

Says He Hasn't Had Enough Wives to Beat Giuliani

It got to the point that his teammates just ignored

him when he flew off the handle.

Howard Krongard knows that in Iraq the dress code

is Armored Casual and you always BYOB (Bring Your

Own Bomb).

World's Worst Jobs #58

Filipino Potato Culler

Uncle Thomas

When Howard Krongard, the State Department's

Inspector General, tells his staff to keep their

mouths shut about Blackwater, he is always

accompanied by a couple of enforcers.

American Empire #12

Regime Change

Navy to Spend $600,000 to Change Shape of San Diego

Barracks Building from Swastika to Iron Cross

World's Worst Jobs #57

Mumbai Flag Peddler

After Bill O'Reilly was videotaped robbing a bank,

he claimed he was photographed out of context.

If this is the first time you've looked a gift horse

in the mouth, it can be a pretty scary experience.

Jason Voorhees, Key leader of Al-Qaida in Iraq,

Killed for 13th Time, U.S. General Says

"It has been reported, Mayor Giuliani, that after He said

of your adulteries, 'Let Him who is without sin cast the

first stone', Jesus stooped down, picked up a large

stone, and cast it directly at your private parts. Can

either you or Judith tell us if it did any damage?"

Albino Ratfish Adopted as New Symbol of the GOP

The young man had reached his goal in life, but

he didn't know what to do once he got there.

'Real Soldiers' dodge the draft and abuse drugs.

'Phony Soldiers' die in Iraq.

Butterfly Imagining What God Looks Like

What God Looks Like

My GOP? Not if you're

1) African-American,

2) Mexican-American,

3) gay, or

4) poor.

"Hey, Nadia! Don't be such a big baby!"

Brats in Beer

Not Whitewater

Not Grey Water

Blackwater

Angel Moroni to Make Special Guest Appearance at

Annual Meeting of Council for National Policy

Vice President to Speak to Super-Secret, ConservativeCouncil for National Policy at Secure Undisclosed Location