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  • akhilmahajan
    07-30 07:56 PM
    EAD is based on pending I-485 and for filing 485, you just need 140 received. So you are OK. My uunderstanding is you can also use AC21 portability after 180 days to change employers as long as your employer doesn't revoke your I-140. So there is that risk with I-140 not approved.

    P.S my I-140 app is pending with TSC from May 2006. Almost 425 days plus and still no update/no RFE. Even upgraded it to PP on Jun 18th 2007 but still nothing.

    Did you try to contact some one at the office. Mine is March 2007, but just reading your case, it gives me butterflies. I dont know whats going on and with all the 485 applications god knows whats going to happen. I hope u get it soon.





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  • ck_b2001
    06-07 11:32 AM
    I recently renewed my license in Oklahoma and was surprised to find out that on top of shorter expiration date, now my license has �TEMPORARY� written across it. This is new rule that OK is applying for non-residents and non-citizens. Has any body else gone thru similar experience? I am outraged that now I will be discriminated every where. DL is used on day to day basis and every body will question me, suspect me as to why �TEMPORARY� is written on my DL. Even DL office was not sure when this new rule was implemented, how come police officers, general public will know about it. I feel ashamed to even show my DL now. I�ll get hard time getting loans etc b/c people will think I may move out any time as I am here �Temporarily�

    Is it only Oklahoma or other states are doing the same? See the link below from official DPS link for sample of DL.

    http://www.dps.state.ok.us/





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  • senthil1
    06-26 02:30 PM
    My view is immigration intent part will not impact much. Just it is giving more power to consulate. Consulate may reject some candidates who are not having strong job offers. It is similar to F1 visa. But nowadays F1 visa rejections are very less compared to past

    Could you please point out the section where it says dual intent for H1 will be removed ?





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  • axp817
    03-28 01:46 PM
    If you worked in CA you need to file the same state. You dont have to file the tax for the state where your employer resides.

    Not always true, if the employer withholds tax (OP's case) for a certain state, you HAVE to file returns for that state. Even if the withholding was done in error. The only way around this is to get an amended W-2 from the employer without the withholding. I speak from experience.

    An easy way to figure this out is as follows

    1. You have to file state tax returns in the state of your residence.

    2. You have to file state tax returns in state of employment (where your employer is) IF
    the employer withheld taxes (for that state) from your paycheck. Technically, they
    shouldn't but if they do, for whatever reason, the only way you wouldn't have to file
    returns is if they amend the W-2 and give you a new one without the tax withheld.

    3. You have to file state tax returns in the state where you perform work on your
    employer's behalf (this applies mostly to consulting scenarios where an employee is
    deployed on assignments across the country and the only time you don't have to file
    taxes in the third situation is when the work performed was for a short period of time
    (less than a certain number of months, I am not sure exactly how many, but I think it is
    9 or 10 months).


    In many cases the state of residence, employment, etc. are all the same, in some cases they are not.

    One of the exceptions is states which don't have state income tax, e.g. Texas.

    Of course, having to file returns in so many states doesn't mean you pay tax to each state, usually, the total state tax you end up paying is equal to the state with the highest tax rate.

    e.g. if you lived in NJ, employer was in NY, and you drove to a client site in PA for all of 2008, you would file returns in NJ and PA, and if the tax rate in NJ was 6% and PA was 6.1%, you would pay 6.1%, the higher of the two. Of course, if your employer accidentally withheld taxes for NY, then you would have to file for NY, and if NY doesn't agree to give you your withheld money back, then the only way to get it back would be to have your employer give you an amended W-2.

    That being said, the OP should be okay since he has now filed CA taxes for 2005 and 2006. There will be a small amount of money owed to CA-Dept. of Revenue as penalty, but that should have been calculated during filing, by whoever did the OP's taxes. If the penalty wasn't paid, the OP can expect a 'bill' from CA-DOR asking for that money.

    OP, If I were you, I would look into one more thing. If you were on H-1B when you were in CA, did your employer amend the H-1B LCA to state that CA was the work location? Seeing that taxes were withheld for NJ, they might have not amended the LCA. Speak to your employer and see if that could cause any problems or if there is a way to fix that.

    Good luck,



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  • kaisersose
    07-28 09:52 AM
    I came to USA on L1A through company A in February,2008 and working on L1 A till date.My I-94 is valid till feb,2011.

    I filed H1B through company B in April,2007 in India and got approved petition in August,2007. That approved petiton is with my company B in USA.I have not gone for H1 B stamping.

    Now I want to switch to H1 B in USA.I was told by my friends that,I can work on H1 B with my approved H1 petition.and I need not to go for H1B stamping.
    I need to get visa stamped only if I goto India and to come back USA.

    Can I work directly on my H1B petition with out stamping visa?

    Incase, stamping is required, Shall I go to canada/Mexico for H1 B visa stamping.

    Can I come back to USA with my L1 visa from canada/Mexico incase H1 b visa not issued? or shall I need to go back to India from Canada/mexico it self?


    It depends on the type of H-1 approval you have.

    1. If it was applied as COS, then it will have an I-94 attached to it. This means on Oct 01, your status will change from L to H and you can no longer work for your L employer.

    2. If it was approved as "visa to be issued abroad", then it is not valid until you get a H visa stamped at some Consulate.





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  • gctex
    07-01 11:52 PM
    Hi all,

    In her passport, my wife's name appears as follows :

    Given name = <blank>
    Surname = <First name> <Last Name>

    Now visa stamping has this :

    Given Name = FNU
    Surname = <First name> <Last Name>

    We are filing I-485 this week and in all the forms we were thinking of giving :

    Given Name = <First name>
    Surname = <Last Name>

    At the same time initiating a Name Split in the passport. Is it advisable to have name split in passport while I-485 is in process?.

    There is actually no "name change" per se. Just splitting it and putting it under the correct first and last names. If we file it using FNU, then all her records like DL, SSN, EAD, AP & then GC all will be starting with FNU, which is what we want to avoid.

    The ideal way would've been to split the name in passport first and then file it, but we are afraid we could get stuck with retrogression again, if the process gets delayed! :confused:

    Please advise !

    Thanx

    -Gctex



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  • bindas74
    02-05 12:33 PM
    As per my understanding, since you filed for 485 before August 17, 2007 you have to pay renewal fees for EAD/AP. ONLY if you have filed for 485 after August 17 2007 you don't have to pay renewal fees for EAD/AP.

    What matters here is when you filed your 485. It does not matter when you applied for EAD/AP as these are based on your 485.

    Hi Prasadn,

    Thanks for the reply. That sucks if I have to pay again::((

    I read somewhere that if we apply with the latest fees, we dont have to pay again.

    Can any one else please confirm?

    Regards





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  • sweet_jungle
    12-29 09:52 PM
    3 year h1 extension requires I140 to be approved plus non-current priority dates. You can get a copy of the approval from your attorney


    I do not see any reason why uscis cannot give 3 year extension with ONLY 485 receipt and I-140 case number printout. With these, USCIS should be able to determine the priority dates and whether the person is retrogressed or not.
    An actual case would be helpful.



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  • kirupa
    02-08 03:17 PM
    All right - congrats to IamTheJuggler, Enebreus, and freeskier89 for having created the Top 3 entries!!!!





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  • GLIX
    10-25 05:12 PM
    Yes, it is worth it if you're PD is current. I got my approval in less than 15 days and to think there even wan request for evidence. Everything was expedited. So am now filing my 485. But for those whose PD is not current, it does not make sense to pay extra for premium processing.



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  • kedrex
    02-10 09:37 PM
    I was in a similar situation and sponsored my parents, sister and bro in law. The univ. graduation letter made a big difference and they got their visa.





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  • indrajal
    11-02 04:46 AM
    I have the exact same problem. i have been working over at USA for past 5 years and i have renewd my visa without any problems. since last year i changed my company and went to delhi consulate for visa renewal. i assumed it would be a routine renewal but i got a green slip i.e. 221(g). a lot of people in my line seemed dejected as well.
    now they asked me to bring following documents:

    1. I-797, LCA and other documents
    2. letter from end client, itinerary of services and contract.
    3. petitioner's fed tax returns for last two years.
    4. in the others section they asked me to get employment contract, petitioner, vendor, client contracts.

    my question is the line 4. If anyone can help me regarding this then i will be forever grateful.

    please tell me what is Employment contract, Petitioner , vendor, client contract?
    i have return flight booked next week. Please help



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  • aachoo
    04-15 12:18 AM
    If senior citizens have to travel frequently from India to the Bay area (California) what is the most preferred airlines?
    Points of comparisons would be pricing (frequent flyer discounts), leg room, optimum layover, wheelchair facility, good in-flight attendance, food and so on...the experience with the emirates has been ok thus far.
    emirates didn't provide the wheel chair at the airport although it was made available in india and sfo. also the leg from dubai to sfo is very long.

    please share your experiences and provide your feedback.

    Try Singapore Airlines. You cannot escape a 12 to 16 hour second leg if you fly over the Pacific, but Singapore service is quite good. Cathay has been decent as well.





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  • chanduv23
    08-04 09:38 AM
    I came to know of a case where this gentelman who has PD of Nov 2002 EB2 has his case pending at Nebraska for a really long time. His Name check and other formalities were cleared and no body was sure the reason for the hold up. He had numerous infopass appointments as well as written to various lawmakers etc... After getting tired of doing all that he decided to take 15 days off from work. And do you know where did he go:
    He went to Lincoln, Nebraska.
    The story goes that every day he would stand in front of the office and he was turned back but he continued to sit in the lobby requesting to see the director. Finally his persitence paid off. On 15th day he was granted half an hour with the Director and he presented his case. In few hours he saw his 485 status changed to approved.

    So the persitence really do pay. I don't know the name of this gentleman but if you are reading this post please provide some more details. Hats off to you.

    Thats is called 'Gandhigiri' my friend



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  • kumkum
    08-04 01:46 PM
    Thank you very much Mr.sk.aggarwal.i will call them.





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  • tonyHK12
    11-09 02:18 PM
    I am sure many of you would agree with the below observations -

    I lost money in the 2001 stock market because I believed that the market could never down based on all the glorious research reports..

    I lost money again in 2005 as I bought a house believing that a house value can only go up, again reading all the real estate boom that was happening around.

    Now, I keep reading that the Indian market is oh-so good that everyone should go back to India to live in the villas and ride around in the chauffeured cars:)

    Hmm, as always, I have been the last one to get on the boat before it went under. So, with all pun intended, what Indian ETF should I start investing and when should I buy my one-way ticket :rolleyes:

    As my mom always says - Mountains always look smooth from a distance. This time I think I will stay put and wait it out for my GC..

    Agreed it is not good to blindly trust the media. Stocks, housing, 401K - financial institutions have a vested interest in getting a bulk of your investments and are big political contributors and fund some media outlets.

    But who would benefit if a reputed London company talks against US immigration, not the UK. This is not even an Indian news paper.

    But your GC is close anyway so its good to wait, but try to find an unbaised opinion, only your friends and relatives may be able to help you out with reality.



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  • saravanaraj.sathya
    08-13 08:52 AM
    I also have LUD on my I-140 which is pending in Texas. My I-485 was sent to NSC on July 25th. I am hoping that this is something to do with the receipting of I-485.

    My case EB3 PD Jan 2004
    I40 approved TSC July 2007
    485 filed at NSC July 2nd

    LUD is 8/12/2007

    Does this mean anything ?





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  • vallabhu
    12-12 02:08 PM
    Your wife might have a problem in leaving US with expired I94 , if the immigration officer who is collecting sees that I94 is expired she is subject to 10 year BAN unless she goes CANADA or MEXICO route where they don't collect I94's and to come back in she needs advance parole to be approved receipt may not help .





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  • mbawa2574
    02-10 10:28 AM
    Hello Pappu

    I have emailed a draft to the chapter leader and have cc'ed the email address below. I have asked a former editor of one of the big dailies to review it and to suggest if other outlets can run with the piece.

    BR

    Please PM me and I can give out the details.

    THX





    bsbawa10
    08-14 10:03 PM
    Idea is good. But, I can see the rows being edited every now and then. So, how secure is the data really?

    It is not secure, all forum people have access to it.





    sk.aggarwal
    05-04 11:19 AM
    What happens, once he moves to the new employer and his present employer withdraws I-140? For any subsequent H1 transfers/extensions will he will need to have an approved I-140, which is not withdrawn ?

    Could there be issues, if new employer does a lay off what happens when perm/i-140 is pending or not filled yet



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