"After watching The View and following the inane statements

made on the program," writes Townhall's Mary Grabar, "I’ve come

to the conclusion that it really is true what Aristotle, Saint

Paul, and John Milton said: Women, without male guidance,

are illogical, frivolous, and incapable of making any decisions

beyond what to make for dinner. Which reminds me: I need to

ask hubby if he would rather have lasagna or canelloni tonight."