When Michelle Malkin was young, she could see The

World That Isn't There unaided. But when she was

old, she could only see The World That Isn't There

with the aid of an Ophthaphantasmoscope.

Invariably, Bowser always sniffed his birthday cake

before he ate it.

Even the children could see that Snowzilla was just a

man dressed in a rubber suit whose job it was to go

thumpety thump, thump, thumpety thump, thump,

all over Japan.

Because of a slight engineering error, the robot's baby

had to be delivered by C-section.

The matador was unafraid because the bull

was just a shadow of its former self.

Father Abraham couldn't be sure if it was love

or lust in the camel's eyes.

There's something unnatural about this picture.

Can you put your finger on it?