Looking at this picture of Senator Conrad Burns,

something reminds you of what Samuel Johnson

once wrote: "Patriotism is the last refuge of

a scoundrel."

"Mr. Willey, is that a tie you're wearing,

or did the heart surgeon forget to sew you up?"

Rare Two-Headed Chupacabra

Spotted on Capitol Hill

Montana Senator says: "I wouldn't know

Abram Jackoff if he walked in the room!"