Heather Veitch, a porn again Christian, pin-up preacher,

holy hottie, and creator of JC's Girls Girls Girls, says

"I strip for my husband and I teach women in my church

how to do it, too."

Business is said to be booming in the hand grenade industry.

Marxist Bag Lady Celebrates May Day

Even as a young boy, Elvis Presley was

known for his unconventional behavior.

Are you ready for the cookout to end all cookouts?

An Israeli chef is now grilling a rope sausage that's

82 feet long and weighs 60 pounds. Dinner will be

served as soon as the 85-foot-long bun leaves the oven.

Great news, fellow Democrats! Gumby is coming

to the rescue and will be here by November 7.

This picture of Senator Joe Biden should be filed in the

same folder containing the photo of President Bush standing

in front of the 'Mission Accomplished' banner on May 1, 2003.

In case you've forgotten, the label on that folder is Unicorns,

Griffins, Mythological Creatures, and Other Imaginary Beings .