Tuesday, May 2, 2006

Heather Veitch, a porn again Christian, pin-up preacher,
holy hottie, and creator of JC's Girls Girls Girls, says
"I strip for my husband and I teach women in my church
how to do it, too."
Business is said to be booming in the hand grenade industry.
Marxist Bag Lady Celebrates May Day
Even as a young boy, Elvis Presley was
known for his unconventional behavior.

Monday, May 1, 2006

Are you ready for the cookout to end all cookouts?
An Israeli chef is now grilling a rope sausage that's
82 feet long and weighs 60 pounds. Dinner will be
served as soon as the 85-foot-long bun leaves the oven.

Great news, fellow Democrats! Gumby is coming
to the rescue and will be here by November 7.
This picture of Senator Joe Biden should be filed in the
same folder containing the photo of President Bush standing
in front of the 'Mission Accomplished' banner on May 1, 2003.
In case you've forgotten, the label on that folder is Unicorns,
Griffins, Mythological Creatures, and Other Imaginary Beings .