President Bush is blaming the writers' strike for the

bad jokes he told while on his state visit to Israel.

When he saw how the Prime Minister of Israel reacted

when he was told the largest bra size you could buy on

the Internet was 58J, Sarko the Giant knew he had found

a new ally.

If you are arrested in Israel, the good news is that you

will not have to deal with the Good Cop/Bad Cop Routine.

The bad news is that you will have to deal with the

Bad Cop/Mad Cop Routine.

Rip Van Winkle awakened after a 4,000-year nap only to

discover people in the Middle East were still killing each other.

He is now trying to go back to sleep, so far unsuccessfully.

"Hold on, hold on! I was only kidding about being

a Palestinian celebrating Hanukkah on the eve of

Day Six of Zappadan."

Mahmoud Abbas Expelled from Middle East

Peace Conference for 'Looking Too Scary'

Tiny Condi

"I don't care how vertically-integrated you are, dorkwad!

You're still vertically-challenged!"

"Sorry, gentlemen, but all of our copies of Harry

Potter and the Deathly Hallows are checked out."

Here's a picture of an Israeli drone.

Here's another.

"I know where you live and I see who you are!"

"I said, YOU NEED TO CLEAN YOUR SHIELD!!!"

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Israeli Rocket Retriever

Israeli Soldier Not Fooled by Cheap Plasma TV Knockoff

Offered by Palestinian Spammer

Olmert Gang Conducts Daring Hold-Up in Broad Daylight

For some unknown reason, the Israeli border policemen

broke into song, performing a chorus of 'Y. M. C. A.'

Palestinians and Israelis Enrolled in Collaborative

Learning Program Begin Construction of New Pyramid

Tzipi Livni had been given the unenviable task of playing

nursemaid to an increasingly simple-minded Prime Minister.

Here we see Palestinians being blasted by an Israeli water

cannon. If the Palestinians are the hosed, aren't the Israelis

the hosers?

Israel's Acting President Dalia Itzik could see Ehud Olmert

was in the terminal stage of Yawning Abyss Syndrome.