50 Cent, the rapper with more holes

in him than a hunk of Swiss cheese,

demonstrates the pointing prowess

that has made him a very rich man.

Featherless Biped Rides Featherless Biped

As Karen looked on, Karl upbraided George for

all the low marks on his report card.

If Lee Raymond's fat carcass were

rendered, it would yield so much oil

the price of gas would plummet overnight.

Minutemen Trainspotting

Some people say Larry Silverstein is a greedy

bastard. Looks can sometimes be deceiving.

But not this time.

PepsiCo India has been fined 100,000 rupees after a man

complained he had found a condom in a cola bottle. In

other news from the rubber trade, China has belatedly

entered the highly-competitive prophylactic market with

its Midnight Rainbow collection.