Tiger Escapes from ExxonMobil Zoo,

Wreaks Havoc Worldwide

"Check this out, Tawa! Tony the Tiger's got

his tail caught in another crack!"

Allegories for Our Time #2

ExxonMobil and Iraq

(the StonyPillow Cut)

Allegories for Our Time #1

ExxonMobil and Iraq

"There's much we know and can agree on around the

climate change issue," says Rex Tillerson, ExxonMobil

 CEO, "and there’s much that we just don’t believe we

do know … and we want to have a debate about the

things we know and understand, the things we know

about that we don’t understand very well, and the

things we don’t even know about around this

very complex issue of climate science. So that is

what will continue to be our position until we

change it."

She worked like a dog, but the ExxonMobil tiger was

still eating her out of house and home.

ExxonMobil Tiger Appointed Lee Raymond Resident Scholar

in Climatology at American Enterprise Institute

ExxonMobil Making Its Weekly Delivery of Cash

to the American Enterprise Institute

ExxonMobil's Mascot, the Roughneck Grebe

Exxon Mobil Corp. has posted the largest annual profit in

U.S. history at $39.5 billion. Not bad for a pickpocket.

Energy Secretary Samuel Bodman did not

take kindly to being called "a wholly-owned

subsidiary of ExxonMobil."

If Lee Raymond's fat carcass were

rendered, it would yield so much oil

the price of gas would plummet overnight.