"Since my former buddy Tony Scalia refused to do it, I will take

the actions necessary to remove my name from the Texas ballot,

including, but not limited to, using Liquid Paper, Fruit Slice

Erasers, Felt Chalkboard Erasers, Bristle Whiteboard Erasers,

Wite-Out Correction Tape, and U. S. Marshall John 'The Eraser' Kruger."