Marianne and the goat were getting long just fine

until she uttered the word, "cabrito."

While it is true leopards do not change their spots,

they have been known to sell them if the price is right.

PETA Demonstrator Given Bare Bum's Rush

"Quite honestly, I've received better treatment as a

monkey than the treatment received by most

human beings. So, changing my legal status from

'animal' to 'person' is probably not in my best interest.

Better a chimp than a chump, I always say."