Spot the Alkie

"Your audience, which will clap at apparently anything,

is frivolous. [oohs and groans from audience, Hitchens

gives them the finger] Fuck you, fuck you. [groans continue]"

This is a transcript of what happened the night Bill Maher's

audience gave Christopher Hitchens the clap.

Ken Livingstone, the mayor of London, was glad

to see that native son Christopher Hitchens had

returned home. But the mayor could see that all

the yellowcake from Niger Hitchens had been ingesting

was having an unusual effect.

In the novel, The Picture of Christopher Hitchens,

the protagonist grows progressively uglier with

each additional casualty in the Iraqi civil war.