Only now did Becks realize he should have worn

Huggies Pull-Ups with Cool Alert.

"Howdy, folks! I'm Senator George Felix Allen--you can call

me Felix, like my cowboy friends do. When, the other day, I

used the expression 'Ma Caca' to refer to that brown person

stalking me, that was just a slip of the tongue. Shoot! When I

was a kid, I only said 'Ma, Caca' when Mama asked me if my

diaper was full and needed to be emptied."