Tom Tancredo Drops Out of Presidential Race,

Says He's Still in the Race for Outer Space

After being taken to the woodshed for his dunderheaded

series on genetic IQ differences, Slate's William Saletan

published a semi-retraction. That's all well and good, but

it dodged the real issue, namely, how supercilious

intellectuals, like Saletan, play with explosive ideas

as if they were baby rattles.

Outpopulated by Blacks and overrun by Mexicans,

Arkansas Republican State Senator Denny Altes

now realizes he should have spent more time making

babies with his wife and less time sending email to the

former mayor of Forth Smith.

If IQ is directly proportional to head size, as he believes,

William Saletan is in trouble.

Next year, the Republican Party will hold its national

convention in a big white tent in Whiteface, Texas.

Albino Ratfish Adopted as New Symbol of the GOP

"The band was excellent, but they were dressed in tuxedoes,

and this is what black America doesn’t know, particularly people

who don’t have a lot of interaction with white Americans. They

think that the culture is dominated by Marilyn Manson, Buckethead,

and Rob Zombie."

Lily White Rides Dark Horse in Race

for GOP Presidential Nomination

Do you remember the gaffe that ended Don Imus'

radio career? You don't? Well, as the saying goes,

"Time heals all wounds and wounds all heels."

"If I may use a made-up, off-the-cuff neologism, which

is not a racist slur but simply means 'shithead', would

ya'll please lynch that 'macaca' with the camera?"

"Howdy, folks! I'm Senator George Felix Allen--you can call

me Felix, like my cowboy friends do. When, the other day, I

used the expression 'Ma Caca' to refer to that brown person

stalking me, that was just a slip of the tongue. Shoot! When I

was a kid, I only said 'Ma, Caca' when Mama asked me if my

diaper was full and needed to be emptied."