"Yeah, Dittoheads tried for years to get his mug on

Mt. Rushmore. But they failed and had to eventually

settle for naming this mud volcano, Mt. Limbaugh."

When Jay Carney, Time's Washington Bureau Chief,

had multiple errors in one of his recent pieces pointed

out to him, he responded, "The left is as full of unthinking

Ditto-heads as Limbaugh-land." And then he and his wife,

Claire Shipman, hurried off to another private party at Andalu.