Showing posts with label Time Magazine. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Time Magazine. Show all posts

Wednesday, December 26, 2007

Joe Klein could blame his deficiencies as a journalist on the
fact that his wife, Victoria, is a witch. But we all know that
belief in witches began to go out of fashion in the 18th century.
So, it seems Joe will have to find a more modern excuse, like,
for instance, "I write for Time magazine."

Friday, December 21, 2007

Warhawk Loses Perch at Time, Is Forced to
Find Another Way to Feather Nest

Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Time Names Monica 'Goodling of the Year'

Wednesday, December 5, 2007

Whatever you do, do not flatter Rick Stengel,
Time's managing editor. Why? Because he
wrote the book on it --- You're Too Kind:
A Brief History of Flattery.

Saturday, December 1, 2007

If we still had Superman around to fight the never ending
battle for truth, justice, and the American way, here's what
Joe Klein would be doing right now.

Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Priscilla Painton, a Deputy Managing Editor at Time,
is responsible for giving the imprimatur to Joe Klein's
falsifications. Her boss is Richard Stengel, whose
specialty is the 'inculpable noncorrection'.
"Some people believe I'm Rick Stengel, Time's Managing
Editor, but some people don't. As a paragon of journalistic
objectivity, that's all I can say."
Would you buy a used car from somebody who looks
like Joe Klein? Beg pardon, but was that a 'No' or a
'Hell No!'?

Monday, November 26, 2007

Time Sued for Journalistic Malpractice;
Editor Denies Magazine Practices Journalism

Monday, July 30, 2007

Do you remember the gaffe that ended Don Imus'
radio career? You don't? Well, as the saying goes,
"Time heals all wounds and wounds all heels."

Monday, June 25, 2007

Veepenstein #6
The Baron couldn't have cared less if he was called
Hemorrhoidus Maximus, so long as he appeared on
the cover of Time.

Saturday, March 31, 2007

Time's Rick Stengel is so full of himself that if he were any
fuller, he would turn inside out and become an empty suit.

Friday, March 23, 2007

Remember when Michael Kinsley was one of the
best left-of-center thinkers and writers in America?
Ah, those were the days.

Monday, March 19, 2007

Tearfully, this week's Time laments, "Conservatives are gloomy.
The Republican candidates are struggling. Can the party reclaim
Reagan's legacy?" For crying out loud, today's conservatives and
the Republican Party ARE Reagan's legacy!

Saturday, February 10, 2007

Matt Cooper, formerly a reporter for Time,
has learned the hard way that if you see
Karl Rove headed in your direction, run
away as fast as you can.

Tuesday, January 23, 2007

When Jay Carney, Time's Washington Bureau Chief,
had multiple errors in one of his recent pieces pointed
out to him, he responded, "The left is as full of unthinking
Ditto-heads as Limbaugh-land." And then he and his wife,
Claire Shipman, hurried off to another private party at Andalu.

Friday, February 24, 2006



Two-Legged Freak