Rush Limbaugh claims he's "part of the Cape

Girardeau-Middle America Axis." You'll notice

he didn't say "Cape Girardeau-Middle Class Axis."

Making $35 million a year, even Rush would have

a hard time swallowing that, his big mouth

notwithstanding.

Is this what people are referring to when

they use the term, 'cocksmoker'?

Upon learning that he and Rush Limbaugh had a

common ancestor, Kimani the Gorilla finally lost it.

Phony Rush

Real Rush

"Yeah, Dittoheads tried for years to get his mug on

Mt. Rushmore. But they failed and had to eventually

settle for naming this mud volcano, Mt. Limbaugh."

If Ann Coulter Were a Cat

If Rush Limbaugh Were a Dog

Despite strong objections from the native rodents,

Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid is calling for

the exile of Rush Limbaugh to Rat Island.

'Real Soldiers' dodge the draft and abuse drugs.

'Phony Soldiers' die in Iraq.

Why Rush Limbaugh No Longer Abuses Oxycontin

She had tried her best to ignore the Trash People. But there were days,

like today, when Rush Limbaugh's minions really got on her nerves.

Rush Limbaugh was never quite the same after his rendezvous

with The Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog.

Purdue Pharma, maker of OxyContin, is expected to plead

guilty today on charges it was the foremost facilitator of

Rush Limbaugh.

World's Worst Yobs #1Rush Limbaugh

Rush Limbaugh's Inner Lecher

When Jay Carney, Time's Washington Bureau Chief,

had multiple errors in one of his recent pieces pointed

out to him, he responded, "The left is as full of unthinking

Ditto-heads as Limbaugh-land." And then he and his wife,

Claire Shipman, hurried off to another private party at Andalu.

Rush Limbaugh's Pet Labrador, Rusty

Candidate for Wife #4 Awaiting Free Test Drive

with Rush Limbaugh

Before you reach the erroneous conclusion that the

photographer ruined this picture when he jiggled

his camera, consider another possibility. Women

hurdlers today can almost reach the speed of light

when they imagine Rush Limbaugh is hot on their heels,

in pursuit of another wife.

"You're much larger than I expected, President Talabani.

Secretary Rumsfeld says you look like Rush Limbaugh

without the Oxycontin."

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

But not this time.