Typhoon Krishna Churns Through the Sea of Humanity

"Maybe you shouldn't have told the Jain to shove

ahimsa up his ass, Brother Sakhorn."

Hindu Holy Man Proclaims New 'Cricket Path' to Moksha

"Forget . . . oof! . . . Moksha! Must . . . unh! . . .find . . .

arr! . . . more . . . agh! . . . Skittles!"

Even Saraswati, the Goddess of Learning,

doesn't go out without her makeup.