Hugh Hefner challenges all his critics to do three

things: 1) live to be 80 years old, 2) have your

picture taken with babes with big bosoms on

each arm, and 3) die smiling with your hat on.

Hugh Hefner challenges all his critics to do three

things: 1) live to be 80 years old, 2) have your

picture taken with babes with big bosoms on

each arm, and 3) die smiling with your hat on.

Now Hef was old and stricken in years;

and they covered him with Paris Hilton,

but he gat no heat.