Define Paris Hilton in Ten Words or Less.

"A Hank of Hair and a Piece of Bone."

Paris Hilton Reunited with Her Reflection

After Three-Week Hiatus

Not that long ago, it was called a 'mug shot'. After that,

it was softened to 'booking photo'. Now it's 'glamour shot'.

These days, it seems everybody wants to have their picture

taken with that celebrated dummy, Paris Hilton.

"Did you hear Paris Hilton completed her first night in jail?"

"I declare! Do you do anything besides butt heads and watch

Fox News?

Paris Hilton Heads to Jail to the Tune of

'Turn Out the Lights, the Party's Over'

Now Hef was old and stricken in years;

and they covered him with Paris Hilton,

but he gat no heat.