Republican Representative Peter Hoekstra believes

Saddam Hussein had Weapons of Mass Destruction,

that we found them, and that ourintelligence agencies

are hiding these facts from us. He also believes Joe

Klein is a fine journalist.

What does the inscription say?

'Half sunk, a shatter'd visage lies, whose frown

and wrinkled lip and sneer of cold command

tell that its sculptor well those passions read'.

Sounds like Ozymandias, but no, it's Saddam

Hussein, just the latest of America's 'useful

dictators' whose usefulness ran out.

"When you get to Paradise, Saddam, be sure to send

me a postcard. You have my new address, don't you?"

Butcher of Istanbul Sad to Hear Butcher of

Baghdad Has Been Hanged

Saddam Hussein sometimes gets so high in the Baghdad

courtroom he develops a severe nosebleed.

If Saddam Hussein's trial goes on much longer,

he may cheat the hangman by dying from boredom.

Hussein Rashid Muhammad kept a straight

face after goosing Saddam.

"You say you went on Meet the Press and admitted that Saddam

didn't have weapons of mass destruction? Well, you didn't admit

we used weapons of mass deception, did you?"

"He's done it again!" Saddam thought.

"Abdullah the Checkerhead has just cut

a fart the prosecution will, no doubt,

try to pin on me."

"He's done it again!" Saddam thought.

"Abdullah the Checkerhead has just cut

a fart the prosecution will, no doubt,

try to pin on me."

Saddam has become quite fond of gallows humor.

Saddam has become quite fond of gallows humor.

On the eve of the U. S. invasion of Iraq in 2003,

Saddam Hussein published a novel whose title,

translated into English, is Get Out of Here, Curse You!

It has just been translated into Japanese, under the

title, Devil's Dance. It remains to be seen if the author

will live long enough to publish the sequel, Let Me Out

of Here, Curse You!

On the eve of the U. S. invasion of Iraq in 2003,

Saddam Hussein published a novel whose title,

translated into English, is Get Out of Here, Curse You!

It has just been translated into Japanese, under the

title, Devil's Dance. It remains to be seen if the author

will live long enough to publish the sequel, Let Me Out

of Here, Curse You!

His Baghdad trial has become so boring that

even Saddam has fallen asleep.

His Baghdad trial has become so boring that

even Saddam has fallen asleep.

Saddam Hussein's lawyer has admitted that

his most dramatic and dangerous scenes in

a Baghdad courtroom were actually

performed by this stunt double from Hollywood.

The Baghdad courtroom was

convulsed when Saddam Hussein

and his brother-in-law performed

the Droodles version of the

Iraqi national athem.

When accused by the prosecution

of having less than 20/20 vision,

Saddam Hussein threatened to

lead a revolt of Iraq's fearsome

Four-Eyed People.

Saddam Hussein's co-defendant,

Abdullah Kazim Ruwayyid, praised

Allah today for keeping him in a

Baghdad jail, one of the safest places in Iraq.