Just When You Thought It Was Safe to

Go Back in the Water

At the very last moment, Liam Tancock could see Mr.

Freeze was headed his way. But by then, it was too late.

"No need to get excited, children. It's just another one

of those two-legged water striders."

If swimmer's ear is left untreated, its final stage

is downright frightful.

Finalists in the World Aquatic Smooching Championship

Winning is such sweet sorrow.

Michael Phelps Wins World Freestyle Splashing Competition

Britta always laughed when warned not to swim

too far from shore.

Who says water sprites are mythical creatures?

The Creature from the Blue Lagoon

The swimmer had been told some mad scientist had

dumped hydrofluoric acid in the pool. But the swimmer

said, "Do you think I was born yesterday?" and dived in.

Plastic Man won the swim race without ever getting wet.

The swimmer was warned that acid rain had turned

the water in the pool into a universal solvent. But she

jumped in anyway.