Willi Chevalier, Hirsutomane

When Oilcan Harry twirled his moustache,

Mighty Mouse didn't lose his cool.

But when Willi Chevalier twirled his,Mighty Mouse broke into a cold sweat.

Willi Chevalier of Germany is a world champion

in the 'freestyle beard' category. Next year, he plans

to enter the more difficult 'backstroke beard' competition.