Dirty Old Man Reveals Dirty Little Secret

Unbelievable as it may seem, William Donohue,

President of the Catholic League, has been fired

for being pregnant. Asked who the Father was,

Mr. Donohue would only say He was 'Heavenly'.

Surfacing after having failed in his attempt to undermine the

John Edwards presidential campaign, William Donohue,

President of the League of Starnosed Moles, vowed today

to launch a nationwide public relations blitz to convince

voles, gophers, packrats, and prairie dogs that he is

better looking than the Predator.

When William Donohue speaks, his rhetoric is so

inflammatory the fire marshall insists that an

extinguisher be kept nearby.

If you have been casting about, trying to land

one good reason to become an anti-Catholic

bigot, you might bait your hook with some red

meat and wait for William Donohue to bite.

He's the President of the Catholic League for

Religious and Civil Rights and is a very big fish

in a very small pond.