"I was once a child," says Michael Savage; "I am now a fop."

Fraudacious Ta-Ta

If ever two people were made for each other,

it would be David Horowitz and Pam Geller.

Imagine Islamo-Fascism Awareness Forever.

Fireman Fighting Losing Battle Against

Glenn Beck's Incendiary Rhetroic

World's Worst Yobs #27

Fred Barnes

The brains of most people have Right Hemispheres and Left

Hemispheres. Fred Barnes' brain has Magdeburg Hemispheres.

World's Worst Yobs #26

Rich Lowry

After Bill O'Reilly was videotaped robbing a bank,

he claimed he was photographed out of context.

O'Reilly the Ostrich screamed at the top of his lungs for a very long

period of time, stuck his head in the sand, and then laid an egg.

No, you're not hallucinating. This is Phyllis Schlafly's sunroom,

where she dreams her dreamy dreams about Barry Goldwater,

'A Choice Not an Echo'.

Ann Coulter's new line of men's fragrances, A Hard Man Is

Good to Find, is a big hit with the drag queens of Cologne.

On Monday, Ann Coulter set a new personal record while

commenting on the Petraeus hearing for Fox News. In less

than 45 seconds, she was able to say the mainstream media

and the Democrats are "completely treasonous," they "hate

the troops," they "think the troops are a bunch of illiterate,

toothless rapists," and "they are rooting for al Qaeda."

Afterwards, Ms. Coulter said that with more practice,

she could shave at least 15 seconds off her new record.

Glenn Reynolds got lost in thought in 2002. Five years later,

the search and rescue operation to find him has ended.

Now the grim task of recovery begins.

World's Worst Yoobs #6

Melanie Morgan

"Mr. Horowitz, would you say a person who wears green

socks with blue pants tends to be leftwing or rightwing?"

"Keep attacking, keep attacking, Naomi, because you're

going to look great in a burka. You're going to look super

in a burka. Me, I'm going to look like a slag!"

At both ends of the Axle of Applesauce, there are big wheels

destined to fall off: Bill O'Reilly and Sean Hannity.

Byron York to WedDutch Cleanser Girl

World's Worst Yobs #17

Dennis Prager

Bill O'Reilly Rebuked by Republican Base for Omitting

'Child Molesters' and 'Sodomites' in the Epithets He Has

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