Andrei Lugovoi claims he has documentary proof James Bond,

disguised as Sean Connery, murdered Alexander Litvenenko, disguised

as Robert Shaw (who was disguised as Red Grant), during the filming

of From Russia, with Love, and that the tell-tale scene was edited

by co-conspirators from the British Secret Intelligence Service,

Boris Berezovsky, and the Russian mafia to make it look like he did it.

"I wuz fictitiously framed!" he vehemently maintains.

Andrei Lugovoi, the Russian businessman accused of

poisoning Alexander Litvenenko, was arrested

yesterday by the Moscow Fashion Police for wearing "a

suit that brings the entire Motherland into disrepute."