Sometimes you can't help but think there's

a link between celibacy and cross-dressing.

"I was once a child," says Michael Savage; "I am now a fop."

"The chief says we need somebody to write a fatuous piece

on Hillary Clinton's pantsuits. Is Robin Givhan back from

vacation yet?"

On the day before the Seventh Day of Zappadan,

Fearguth needs some advice. Do you think his

new Zappadan t-shirt, featuring a droll Dugan

cartoon, would look best with his

Red Hot Silly Peppers hat, or his

Sir Spamalot hat?

Clothes Horse Waiting to Be Re-Shod

"Righto, Rolf, there is something perversely satisfying about taking

a beer bath, fully clothed, in the middle of a soccer field!"

"Here's how the system works, Alfredo. Some dumb broad wears

a ridiculous dress, we videotape her, a photographer catches

us in the act, and then Fearguth gets rich blogging about the

whole katzenjammer spectacle."

Flag Desecration #7

At the urging of President Bush, Pervez Musharraf

took off his uniform. It was not a pretty sight.

"Well, even if these guys were terrorists, they'd be

welcome to follow me home anyday."

"'Will Work for Threads', eh?"

Off the rugby field, Ali Williams wears a white jacket

with very long sleeves.

Veepenstein #19

The Baron with His Clothes On

The Baron with His Clothes Off

Mrs. Elmer Fudd was all dwessed up for the Daffy Duck Hunt.

It happened every time: Joel Silver would put on his

Dreamsicle suit and Jodie Foster would go catatonic.

"George, where did you get that godawful checkered shirt?"

"Mr. Horowitz, would you say a person who wears green

socks with blue pants tends to be leftwing or rightwing?"

"Al, bring me the head of that Austin reporter who said

I dress like Walker, Texas Ranger, when I'm down at

the ranch."

Rubber Maid

With political instability increasing in his country, HamidKarzai, Afghanistan's President, has taken the precautionarymeasure ofbeing fitted with a Cloak of Invisibility.