Surprisingly, Kim Du Toit, 'an erudite conservative intellectual

gun owner who sometimes gets pissed off', took his fifth-place

finish in the Golden Wingnut Award competition lying down.

He brushed it off as further proof of 'The Pussification of the

Western Male'.

In a surprise move, the Creator of Heaven and Earth

today awarded the Golden Wingnut Award to all

descendants of Adam and Eve. "OK, so I fucked up

when I made man and woman in my own image,"

the Creator said. "That's what happens when you

start believing you're God."