Mike Huckabee, Gunhugger

NRA Missionaries in Iran

If Have Gun, Will Travel Were Set in the 21st Century

Our Lady of the AK-47

If the U. S. didn't have such restrictive gun control

laws, you might find a rocket-propelled grenade

launcher under the Christmas tree this year.

"Remember, men, your guns, which you are fondling right now,

are only effective at short range. For longer range targets, you

must use a rifle, like those you see behind me."

When the sniper missed his target, he had

a lot of 'splaining to do.

Surprisingly, Kim Du Toit, 'an erudite conservative intellectual

gun owner who sometimes gets pissed off', took his fifth-place

finish in the Golden Wingnut Award competition lying down.

He brushed it off as further proof of 'The Pussification of the

Western Male'.

Who needs an assault weapon besides an assaulter?

He had the right to keep and bear arms.

He didn't need a permit to carry.

He didn't have to conceal his weapon.

He had plenty of ammo.

But he still wasn't happy.

Woman Having a Semi-Automatic Orgasm

Friendly Fire

Gun That Doesn't Kill People for People

Who Kill People

"Whaddya think, Kalil? Should we issue a

carry permit for this sucker?"

"You know things have gotten serious in a campaign when

the candidates are insulting the sizes of each other's guns.

Well, they better be glad I'm not running for President!"

Toy guns are for boys. Real guns are for men.

Ten-month-old Howard Ludwig is the proud owner of a 12-gauge

Beretta shotgun and his very own Firearm Owner's Identification

Card. Bubba, his father (in the blue shirt), says he's happy to

have brought such a law-abiding citizen into the world.

Who wants a toy gun when you can have the real thing?

"Yes, Mr. President, they said, 'Lay that pistol down, babe,

lay that pistol down. Pistol Packin' Mama, lay that pistol down'.

Lucky for us, she did. And four hundred years later, here it is."

If you've never seen the Dark Side of the Force,

take a look at this.