Little Known Fact #4

They didn't know it at the time (some 390 million years ago),

but sea scorpions were taller than the tallest player in the NBA.

Ronny Turiaf Gives Allen Iverson a Wet Willy, Draws Foul

Kobe Bryant takes a quick hit on his sugar tit.

"Now that you mention it, coach, the air isn't

nearly as thin down here."

Good Spellers Finally Get Justice; Knicks Coach

Nicked for $11.6 Million for Misspelling Isaiah

No doubt about it: somebody had knocked the

stuffing out of Fatih Solak.

Have you ever tried to talk butterflies to a guy who

has nothing but basketball on his mind?

"Nuh, uh, uh! Possession is 9/10ths of the law, homeboy!"

"What's it like, Brandan, to never have anyone

looking down his nose at you?"

When Kenyon Dooling says he can make a basket

with his eyes closed, it's no brag--just fact.

"You don't have to be mad to play in the NBA.

But it sure helps."

"Wow, Mr. President, I see that your right testicle has finally descended."

In a reversal of fortune, Kobe Bryant gets slam dunked.

Those in the know say Greg Oden's playing

style is rather oblique.

"That's Lady Kia to you, you candyass mofo!"

"Hey, I was supposed to at least get a bounce out of this photo op!"

Sun Ming Ming can't jump very high, but

at 7'9", he doesn't need to.

That's not a kumquat in Sun Ming Ming's hand.

That's a basketball.