In a suit, Chris Matthews looks like Fibber McGee.

In a dress, he looks like Molly.

Things can get pretty rough in women's

Kama-Sutra Wrestling.

Soccer Player Gone Wild

"On this, Ann Coulter and I agree: women are so stupid

they shouldn't be allowed to vote."

Good Spellers Finally Get Justice; Knicks Coach

Nicked for $11.6 Million for Misspelling Isaiah

If, as some say, high heels are a conspiracy against women,

many women must be co-conspirators.

Devil Says a Woman Made Him Do It

One of these Kashmiri women is a lobbyist for Arco Textiles.

Would you care to guess which one?

"Why is Maysoon so mortified? Can't you see? Her perfect

modesty has been betrayed by her naked, lascivious hand."

Woman Goes All the Way with New

'Total Obscurity' Burqa

"What do you mean when you say I'm the biggest

embarassment to women and minorities to come along

since Tawana Brawley?"

Women Condemn Decision of Federal Reserve Board to Maintain

Current Interest Rates on Loans from National Sperm Bank; Leaders

Claim Action Designed to Protect Obsolescent ReproductiveTechnology

"Would somebody please turn up the air conditioning?

Rosa is having another one of her hot flashes."

Competition was keen in the women's uphill skiing contest.

Before you reach the erroneous conclusion that the

photographer ruined this picture when he jiggled

his camera, consider another possibility. Women

hurdlers today can almost reach the speed of light

when they imagine Rush Limbaugh is hot on their heels,

in pursuit of another wife.

Like their American counterparts, Chinese women

find Bill Clinton simply irresistible.