Kobe Bryant takes a quick hit on his sugar tit.

"Sarko, you're no giant! I'm only 5' 6" and

I'm as tall as you. What will I tell my little

Françoise? She believes France is led by

a man a head taller than Kobe Bryant!"

"Nuh, uh, uh! Possession is 9/10ths of the law, homeboy!"

In a reversal of fortune, Kobe Bryant gets slam dunked.