Bolivian President Inks Seven-Figure

Endorsement Contract with Quiznos®

Bolivian Miner Claims He Has Uncovered the Light at the

End of the Tunnel of the Iraq War

"Mary Mary quite contrary,

How does your garden grow?"

As is obvious in this photo from Cretacic Park,

Evo Morales, the President of Bolivia, has violated

the rule, "Do NOT Feed the Dinosaurs."

'Policia' Spelled Sideways