Cow Jumps Over Moon, Lands Hard

When he met the pieman at the fair, Simple Simon learned

his name was Peeping Tom.

The Day Mary's Little Lamb Went Astray

"Rub-a-dub-dub

Three bears in a tub."

"Hey, why did Baby jump out?"

"Maybe the water's too hot."

"Maybe the water's too cold."

"Let's ask Goldilocks. She'll know."

"Mary Mary quite contrary,

How does your garden grow?"

The Three Blind Mice were very subdued after their role in the

Farmer's Wife Affair was exposed.

These little piggies went to market.

Bucking a strong headwind, the Three Blind Mice

were on the prowl for more cheddar.