South Carolina Republican Presidential Debate

Additional Proof That Dinosaurs Still Exist

The Unexpurgated Bible #8

"There were dinosaurs in the earth in those days; and

we were in our own sight as grasshoppers, and so we

were in their sight."

Large Meteorite Collides with Earth, Wipes

Out All Dinosaurs Except Bill O'Reilly

Scientists say they have no idea why Ted Nugent didn't

become extinct when all the other dinosaurs did.

"Hey buddy! What does it take to get some vittles around here?"

Just moments after this picture was taken, Ken Ham,

founder of the Creation Museum, was mistaken for

a turnip and swallowed whole by an Apatosaurus.

T. Rex's insatiable appetite for Torosauruses was putting

a real strain on Cleveland's zoo budget.

As is obvious in this photo from Cretacic Park,

Evo Morales, the President of Bolivia, has violated

the rule, "Do NOT Feed the Dinosaurs."

Paleontologists announced today the discovery of the fossil

remains of a new dinosaur species, Albertoceratops gonzalesi.

The discoverers say this species probably became extinct as a

result of chronic forgetfulness, until, one day, it apparently

forgot it existed.

The moment Tina Mansson attached the last tail bone,

the Chasmosaurus skeleton scampered away.

"Yes, Congressman, the brain of the

Bushosaurus Rex is no larger than this,

about the size of a walnut."