Well, the problem wasn't that Sheriff Michael S. Carona

was a Christian, a conservative, and a Republican. The

problem was that, among other things, he accepted over

$350,000 in bribes and chased every skirt within ten

miles of Orange County.

FEMA Holds a Press Conference

As he checked his to-do list, the Terminator thought:

"Hasta la vista, Senor Morales!

Enjoy your one-way trip on Adios Airlines!"