Russ Knocke, the Department of Homeland Security press

secretary who investigated the fake FEMA press conference,

has concluded that FEMA officials did not intend to

deceive the public. "We were just reliving our childhood

days when we listened to Let's Pretend on the radio," he said.

FEMA Holds a Press Conference

"I've got an idea. Why not make Skeletor Attorney General?

That way he can do for the Justice Department what he

did for New Orleans."