Bernie Kerik isn't a corporate con, a paleocon, a theocon,

or a neocon. He's just a plain ol' con.

"You're not only out, Mr. Bonds. You're a lying SOB!"

Cookie Finally Crumbles;

Howard Krongard Resigns as the State

Department's Inspector General

Richard Scruggs, Trent Lott's Brother-in-Law,

Indicted for Bribery; Zach Scruggs, His Son,

Indicted for Being Born into Such a Corrupt Family

Let us not forget that times are also tough for

Bernie Kerik's police dog, K-9-11.

Alaska Republican State Representative Pete Kott Sells

Soul to the Devil for the Price of a Used Riding Lawnmower

According to the New York Times, Bernie Kerik learned

as a young man how to carry himself with a “quiet,

dignified confidence.” Another name for it is 'perp walk'.

Rudy Awakening

"Yes, Mr. President, among my many qualifications to be

head of the Department of Homeland Security is my ability

to foresee the future. For example, if you look really hard, you

can see that I'll be indicted by a federal grand jury on bribery

and tax evasion charges on Friday, November 8, 2007."

Brent Wilkes, convicted today on 13 felony counts,

had been warned by President Eisenhower about

the dangers of the Military-Industrial Complex.

But he just wouldn't listen.

Well, the problem wasn't that Sheriff Michael S. Carona

was a Christian, a conservative, and a Republican. The

problem was that, among other things, he accepted over

$350,000 in bribes and chased every skirt within ten

miles of Orange County.

Senator Larry Craig (R-Idaho) Using Lewd Hand Gesture to Solicit

Homosexual Conduct Which Is a Clear Violation of Senate Protocol

Conrad Black

Conrad Blacker

Conrad Blackest

His father famously described the Internet as "a series

of tubes." So, it's not surprising that Ben Stevens wears

a Looney Tunes tie.

What was at first thought to be Senator Ted Stevens has turned

out to be a series of cleverly-disguised tubes for funneling

large quantities of your tax dollars to Alaska.

Representative William Jefferson (D-LA) Not Indicted

for Spitting on the Sidewalk

Representative Jerry Lewis (R-CA), under an ethics cloud so big

it threatens to spawn a Category Five storm, has decided to seek

shelter by not running for a 17th term in the House of Representatives.

A spokesman for Mr. Lewis says he plans to spend his retirement

years basking in the praise of the French, who believe he's even

funnier than the famous comedian of the same name.

If these congressmen, all under federal investigation,

truly 'represent' their constituents, then our nation

is in more trouble than we thought.

Yesterday, Kentucky Governor Ernie Fletcher was

indicted by a grand jury on misdemeanor counts of

criminal conspiracy, official misconduct, and

political discrimination. This is the same grand

jury that indicted thirteen other members of the

Fletcher administration, all of whom have been

pardoned by the Governor. He says he has no

intention of pardoning himself. That would be

against his Republican principles.