"Other than inertia, Ajib, have you thought of a good reason

why we're sitting on our asses in this flooded cemetery?"

After a long illness, Democracy in America has died

from Bush Derangement Syndrome. The carcass will be

buried in Arlington National Cemetery as soon as Alexis

de Tocqueville is able to clear customs and perform

the graveside ceremony.

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When the epitaph is engraved on mankind's gravestone,

it will read: "We built efficient killing machines."