Cow Jumps Over Moon, Lands Hard

All Hat, No Cattle

A cow plunged from a 200-foot castle wall onto the hood of a

minivan in central Washington state, according to police.

Yes, Putin's got milk.

After a long illness, Democracy in America has died

from Bush Derangement Syndrome. The carcass will be

buried in Arlington National Cemetery as soon as Alexis

de Tocqueville is able to clear customs and perform

the graveside ceremony.

"No, I'm not a cash cow.

"This is a cash cow."

What is it about cats that makes them want to

play with their food?

World's Worst Jobs #45

Indian Cow Pattie Dryer

"Did you hear Paris Hilton completed her first night in jail?"

"I declare! Do you do anything besides butt heads and watch

Fox News?

After Michelle Malkin explained how the cow ate the cabbage,

someone asked her to explain it again. She refused, saying that

she doesn't chew her cud twice.

If you own a cow, the least you can do is to wash it,

as this guy is doing. If you don't own a cow, that's the

least you can do.

These South Korean opponents of a free trade agreement

with the United States are carrying signs which say, when

translated into English, "Eat More Chikin!"

Mad Cow Makeup Artist at Work

Pure D Cowgirl

Pure D Cowgirl