After hanging out with guys like

George Bush, Jesse Helms, and Clarence Thomas,

Claude Allen learned the hard way that

'Evil companions corrupt good morals'.

Today, President Bush cited the

case of Claude Allen as proof thatRepublican malfeasance isnondiscriminatory and colorblind.

Claude Allen, a former top domestic

policy advisor to President Bush,

was arrested today for impersonating

a Loss Prevention Officer at Target.