Uncle Thomas

"Listen up, you pencil neck geek! One more wisecrack about

John Thomas, my closest relative and best friend, and I will

kick your honky ass from here to Georgia and back!"

Justice Thomas is really hacked that

Nino has dumped him for Sammy.

After hanging out with guys like

George Bush, Jesse Helms, and Clarence Thomas,

Claude Allen learned the hard way that

'Evil companions corrupt good morals'.