"Of course I back the Bloomberg/Hagel ticket of

the Fucking Crazy Party. Who do you think I am?"

In his spare time, David Broder breeds bipartisan zebras.

Most people don't know this, but readers of Bildungblog do.

David Broder has just eaten a big steaming bowl

of his debunked opinions. As you can see, the

dish doesn't agree with him.

David Broder strongly denies he lies for the money.

He says he lies because he enjoys it, and the

money is just icing on the cake.

"If you've ever wondered why I revere David Broder, it's his

work ethic--and not just his kindness, civility, judiciousness,

and institutional memory. Don't ask me what 'institutional

memory'means, because, unlike David, I'm way too lazy

to look it up."