"I keep a copy of this in my bathroom, right next

to Jokes for the John."

President Bush has sworn on a copy of the Budget of the

U. S. Government for Fiscal Year 2008 that the federal

budget will be balanced by 2012, four years after he leaves

office and the year Ralph Nader, having exacerbated

the contradictions sufficiently, is tapped to be the CEO

of General Motors.

Can you find what doesn't belong in this picture?

Mother of All Earmarks Looking Forward to

the Year of the Pig