President Bush is blaming the writers' strike for the

bad jokes he told while on his state visit to Israel.

It's not a big secret: monkeys cross the road for pretty

much the same reason chickens do.

"I keep a copy of this in my bathroom, right next

to Jokes for the John."

Fart Joke

Why There Are Lawyer Jokes

Lawyer Joke

Another Lawyer Joke

Sanjay always drew a crowd when he told his chicken jokes.

Ehud Olmert always laughed when he told the old joke about

the rabbi who performed circumcisions "just for the tips."

Congressman John Murtha almost split a seam laughing

at all the Jean Schmidt jokes.

Congressman John Murtha almost split a seam laughing

at all the Jean Schmidt jokes.

"Did you hear the one about Ahmed Chalabi and

his pet goat?"

"Did you hear the one about Ahmed Chalabi and

his pet goat?"