"I keep a copy of this in my bathroom, right next

to Jokes for the John."

Republican Senator Larry Craig has been fitted with a third

hand to help when he needs to undo his zipper, write down

his phone number, and reach under the bathroom stall

divider, all at the same time.

Tom Tancredo, Republican Eliminationist, Hires Illegal

Immigrants to Renovate His Commodious McMansion

"Check this out, Tawa! Tony the Tiger's got

his tail caught in another crack!"

The Drudge Report is asking, "A Whites-Only Bathroom

in Georgia?" This follows close on the heels of a question from

the Sludge Report, "A Midas-Only Bathroom in Hong Kong?"

Throne House, South Korea

Public Urinal Faces Jail Time for Swearing

at Pennsylvania Piddler

Chongqing, China has made a bid to host the 2008

Republican National Convention. Backers of the bid

point out that the city is the site of the world's largest

public restroom: 1,000 toilets in a building four-stories

tall with over 32,000 square feet. A spokesman for the

city says, "We are spreading toilet culture. Republicans

can listen to gentle music, make friends, and watch TV.

After they use the bathroom, they will be very, very happy."

"Viva La Revolución! Viva Los Baños!"

Veepenstein #17

The Baron's Executive Washroom (with Attendant)

Rupert Murdoch to Purchase Wall Street Urinal for

$5 Billion, Says He Needs Another Pot to Piss In

Now that she is free from the constraints of 10 Downing

Street, Cherie Blair has revealed that Tony asked her to

sing 'De Do Do Do De Da Da Da' while she was scrubbing the loo.

Sweden Introduces New Portable Pissoir/Post Office

One hundred meters to the outhouse: will they make it?

The Potty Parliament is now in session.

No matter how many times José had been warned against

smoking in the outhouse, he insisted on lighting up.

Today's modern 'Pimped Out Throne' features such

amenities as a flat-screen TV, laptop computer, iPod,

speakers, TiVo, Xbox 360, a cycling exercise device and

a refrigerator filled with drinks and snacks. It is truly

fit for a constipated king.