Is the glass half full of Christoph Blocher, or half empty?

"I'll be damned! These glasses do make

everything look like an Eskimo Pie."

To be able to see the world the way a rich person does, you

have to wear gold glasses. You, of course, don't have the

money to buy a pair.

So you have to settle for seeing the world through a pair of cheap sunglasses.

The owl couldn't keep from making a spectacle of itself.

The owl couldn't keep from making a spectacle of itself.