The Drudge Report is asking, "A Whites-Only Bathroom

in Georgia?" This follows close on the heels of a question from

the Sludge Report, "A Midas-Only Bathroom in Hong Kong?"

To be able to see the world the way a rich person does, you

have to wear gold glasses. You, of course, don't have the

money to buy a pair.

So you have to settle for seeing the world through a pair of cheap sunglasses.

You've probably heard the expression, 'shitting bricks'.

It means 'to be extremely scared or frightened'. Here,

for example, is one such brick, beshat by a very rich,

yet very frightened, old man.

On American greenbacks, we see "In God We Trust."

That's a misprint. It should be "In Gold We Trust."