"Of course the rich do have advantages, but I am living proof

that you can start with very little and prosper economically

if you work hard and master the art of bullshitting."

To be able to see the world the way a rich person does, you

have to wear gold glasses. You, of course, don't have the

money to buy a pair.

So you have to settle for seeing the world through a pair of cheap sunglasses.

David Letterman had said, "Being rich and famous is a dirty job,

but somebody has to do it." And Oprah had responded, "So why

not us?" That's when they took another hit of laughter, which

is reputed to be the best medicine.