John Gibson, calling himself “the whitest man in America,

who is the black man’s best friend,” has been diagnosed with

ooga booga fever, which, doctors say, he contracted from some

godforsaken hellhole in the Third World called Fox News.

John Gibson, the whitest white man in America, has urged the

viewers of his Fox News show to “Make More Babies!” In a

related development, the Fox Network is giving serious consideration

to a new reality show, in which white people will be pitted against

brown people in a reproduction showdown. The working title is

“The Great North American Fuckoff.”

In an effort to raise the libido level of white Americans,

Fox News Network's John Gibson has announced that his

Sex Theme Park will be opening in July 2006.

In an effort to raise the libido level of white Americans,

Fox News Network's John Gibson has announced that his

Sex Theme Park will be opening in July 2006.

"Now it's time for 'My Word'.

The word today is 'blondes Biest'."